The Labs

When the SMRL Team is away from its fortress-like compound nestled deep in the foothills of the mysterious Spock Mountain Range, a mobile lab is utilized for the purpose of conducting beverage science research on the go.  This state-of-the-art travelling laboratory contains over $1.5 million worth of highly specialized analysis equipment, a portable sensory enhancement tank constructed from graphite and powered by a miniature nuclear generator, and an experimental matter replicator, as well as 40 pounds of chili and enough space to store over two dozen labcoats. Designed to the exacting specifications of SMRL Founder Jed Sanders, the Mobile Lab Unit (MLU) also features a tin roof and a high-tech spittoon.  The MLU can be set up onsite in less than three hours, and its power cycled to fully operational status in mere seconds. A cache of deadly "critter" robots provides security for technicians at the worksite, while a highly motivated staff of SMRL security technicians provdes an additional level of safety.

Although details are sketchy at the present time, sources deep within SMRL claim that future onsite installations will feature an advanced "Spring Loaded Rocketry" module, as well as a "big barrel filled with water that you can dunk your head in while you try to catch a frog in your mouth."