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WTF?

What Are They Building Out There?

Currently, SMRL operatives have been seen busily preparing for an appearance at this year's Burning Man event in the remote Nevada desert. Little details have been forthcoming, but BM attendees can certainly expect to encounter the SMRL Mobile Lab Unit in action, and it would not be surprising to witness strange colors and flashing images coming from inside the unit at all hours of the day and night. Expect Spocktails to pour freely, as well as huge vats of chili, but beware of the vicious robot helpers which always accompany the SMRL scientists. It's also been suggested that, though they may look like a "bunch of hillbillies," SMRL personnel are highly trained in subterfuge and disorientation; one "survivor" insists that the SMRL always travels with one or several extremely efficient and remorseless Psi-Ops agents. Be on the lookout at all times around these individuals: they are not what they appear to be.