No, Really, Who Are These Guys?

Despite the best efforts of today's most dedicated truth-seekers, this question remains sadly unanswered. Some speak of a "Mr. Bad," who appears to be a public spokesman of sorts; other tell tales of a strange, frenetic, primate-like man known only as "El Snatcher": if rumors are to be believed, this man is a responsible for technological innovation at SMRL at the highest levels, and has possibly authorized many or most of the brutal experiments which perplex and disturb onlookers all over the world. Another tale persists of an entity known only as the "Ogre Juggernaut," supposedly a huge, domesticated beast who appears mysteriously at various SMRL functions and just as mysteriously fades into darkness.

The truth is, we may never know exactly who these men and women actually are. The SMRL places its utmost priority on secrecy and intrigue, and such information simply may not be forthcoming.